The Postcard Dude is back!
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud city remembered as paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless Everyman known as Postal Dude and his loyal champion companions, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a forty-year-old gas station rest stop ends up with his car, house trailer, and the rest of his worldly possessions stolen, all the guy is apparently left with in his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and none theirs smells so good. However, on the horizon, the duo catch a glimpse of an unknown and stunning city that beckons to them. What untold perspectives lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.
Key Features
- Approach your tasks in a non-linear way, in full free roams, open world, sandbox gameplay! Seek out optional side quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of this and just cause general pandemonium at your own will in the city of Edensin!
- Pick-yer Dude! Cast Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, as the voice of the postal guy! Or go with returning fan favorites Rick Hunter (P1 and P2) and Corey Cruise (PIII) as alternate voice choices, giving you more postal face than ever at your fingertips!
- Enjoy of complete freedom in your choice of pacifist and aggressive play style! Lots of new tools to support your (mostly) peaceful confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!
- Brandish an over-the-top arsenal, from the devastating boom of the quadrubeled quadruple to the feathered chaos of the pigeon mine!
- Add that postal twist to your weaponry with potent power-ups like the classic cat silencer, slow-motion inducing catnip, and dual-wielding energy drink! Supercharge your fists, powerful foot and urethra with a dose of testicle-busting Vitamin X!
- Discover unique weapon combinations and capabilities! Combine a feline with a grenade or the rocket launcher for mobile explosive pussy! Mix some catnip with your hunting rifle to bend each bullet to your exact mark! Feeling down? Use the Rattler to tackle new heights!
- Experience a bevy of interactivity as you feed dog treats to rally canine armies to do your dirty work, stock inventory (for a price!) in automated vending machines automatic and, for the first time in the franchise, use and use and level funeral balls!